Corkscrew bycatch

Not everything that I purchase is a corkscrew. Oftentimes you have to purchase some bycatch (as I like to call it) in order to get that one rare corkscrew which happens to be in the lot. Usually it's something mundane like some old bottle openers, but occasionally you end up with some bizarre items. Anyway, here's what I've caught in the net in the past few months.